Here’s a List to Keep in Your Hip Pocket

IN / OUT

Solar calculators / Astrology

Lunatic fringe / Moonwalking

Deconstructionism / New construction

Chaos / Five-minute manager

Service sector / Service stations

Good servants / Religious services

Diet Coke / Diet Crack

Big Barbara / Little Nancy

Little Oprah / Short Fat Fanny

Home delivery / Deliverance

New traditionalists / Real people

Dead bolts / Dreadlocks

Ample bosoms / Minimalism

Electric muscle stimulators / Lobotomies

Semiotics / Sperm banks

Privatization / Sharing

Fax / Facts

Read my lips / The finger

Nuc-ya-ler winter / Nuc-ya-ler power

Lotteries / Work

Employee retreats / Sex

Pork rinds / Finger food

Buzz words / Joy buzzers

Homelessness / Quiet desperation

Open houses / Closed factories

Slime / Sleaze

Greenhouse effect / Greenhouse windows

The new certainty / Guess? jeans

Bicycle clothes / Bicycles

Higher air fares / Air piracy

Turf wars / The Mafia

Quality circles / Quality time

Going in circles / Getting somewhere

Morris the Cat / Kitty Dukakis

Uzis / Pure reason

Henry Kissinger / Soul Kissing

George Bush / Spuds Mackenzie

Death / Taxes

Coming on-line / Pickup bars

Self-help / Wallowing

“A Brief History of Time” / Swatch watches

One ear / The other