SPINNING

aeroqueen n. instructor who teaches aerobic moves on the stationary bike.

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ballerina n. student who incorrectly points toes while pedaling. “There were so many ballerinas in class I thought we were doing the ‘Nutcracker.’ ”

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cowboy legs n. student who rides with knees out to the side as if straddling a horse.

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dances with bikes n. instructor who teaches dance moves on the bike. “I got dances with bikes today; the aeroqueen had a full class.”

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pogo v. standing and running on the bike pedals, using a bouncing, up-and-down motion.

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saddle butt n. self-explanatory soreness experienced primarily by new students.

qing ticket today; he’s sure to have saddle butt tomorrow.” *

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team nato abbr. No Action, Talk Only. Student who brags about prowess but puts little exertion into class.