JOKES & RIDDLES

* What do you say if a fly gets in your sneakers? “Shoe fly, don’t bother me!” (Natalie, 12, John Adams Middle School, Santa Monica)

* What did the singer name his son? Mike. (Syed, 10, Porter Middle School, Granada Hills)

Kids, send us your funny jokes and puzzling riddles. (No knock-knock jokes, please.) If you don’t see your joke here, it’s probably because someone else sent it in already. See “How to Write to Us” for more information.