Charlie Sheen returns to Mondays with his 'Anger Management'

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The quote: “I’m an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.” -- Feb. 24 on “The Alex Jones Show” (Charlie Sheen / Getty Images; Boeing Super Hornet / Associated Press)

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The quote: “We work for the pope, we murder people. We’re Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they’re not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people.” -- Feb. 24 on “The Alex Jones Show” (Sheen / Getty Images; Lord Voldemort from “The Harry Potter” series / Warner Bros.)

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The quote: “I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.” -- Feb. 28 on “Good Morning America” (Sheen / Associated Press; marijuana leaf flag / Mark Boster, Los Angeles Times)

A being from another realm (with a detachable brain)

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The quote: If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this bastard!’ It fires in a way that’s maybe not from this terrestrial realm.” -- Feb. 28 on ABC (Sheen in the late ‘90s / Associated Press; Nevada 375 / Associated Press)

By Greg Braxton

May 29, 2013 2:04 PM PT

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Fox is returning Charlie Sheen to network TV and Monday nights.

Sheen, who took his current gig as the star of FX’s “Anger Management” after he was fired from CBS’ “Two and a Half Men” following a rash of bad behavior, will return to network TV starting June 3 when Fox runs “Anger Management” episodes on consecutive Mondays at 9:30 p.m.

Monday night, of course, is when “Two and A Half Men” used to air before CBS moved it to its current Thursday night slot.

“Anger Management” stars Sheen as a former baseball player who becomes an anger management therapist.

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